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Suburban Brawl - Fighting solves everything!

Suburban Brawl is Suburbia Roller Derby's travel team of all-stars.

Botoxic Avengers

Deadly Perfection

Don't let their beauty and bedside manner fool you, these botulism babes on wheels will leave you paralyzed with their toxic injections. If you see these mad medics coming, don't try to escape - after all, there's nothing wrong with a little prick.

Country Clubbers

Suburbia Roller Derby's Most Exclusive Institution

You won't want to be left alone in the caddy shack with these dangerous debutants. These boarding school bullies have nothing better to do than punish the under classes. Dare to meet them off the green and you'll leave fabulously black and blue!

Indian Point Sirens

Psychotic. Exotic. Atomic.

Born from the fallout of Indian Point, these dirty bombshells will tempt you and destroy you with their explosive skating and seductive song. Run for shelter or be leveled by their nuclear assault!

The Law

Affectionally known as "The Zebra Posse", these are the ladies and gents who keep us in line!